Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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