guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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