No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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