he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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