I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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