this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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