If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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