he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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