I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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