ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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