Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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