JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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