How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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