You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize