They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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