My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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