white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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