? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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