she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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