Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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