i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
