When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I FOUND THE LEGS
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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