I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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