I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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