there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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