i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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