what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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