yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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