doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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