Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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