the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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