I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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