I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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