he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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