your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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