But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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