Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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