question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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