she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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