I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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