She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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