She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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