Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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