Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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