do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
being pregnant is like rehab
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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