I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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