i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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