Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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