haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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