; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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