The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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