my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
and i looked up. we had an audience...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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